ok guys here's a serious proposition.

it's time for the inaugural FTW HOLIDAY!


yeah. everybody indicate on the tagboard the dates which you guys will be free onwards.

somebody has to do something or else like all our plans, it'll just wither and die.

and i need suggestions for where to go. Hong Kong? Taiwan? both places are fun. are there any Sinophobic people around here?

or we could go thailand/m'sia as well...


AREN'T YOU EXCITED?



and edmond, how's the parent-asking coming along. i wanna play knuckleball soon.


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for real?

ok this bruce lee one is definitely fake

and this is just way cool.


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The choice of the name "Percival" is very unique for the little boy as it is an uncommon name. The name "Percival" could refer to Dr. Pervival Cox from the television show "Scrubs", Sir Percival the Knight of the Round Table who was one of the knights who completed the quest for the Holy Grail, or the Military commander General A.E. Percival, who defended Singapore against the Japanese during World War 2. All three of these Pecivals were heroes of sorts, thus foreshadowing the little boy's future heroic exploits. The image of the "ship" suggests a possible voyage of adventure that the boy will eventually go on. It also suggests that the boy is capable of staying afloat in water for prolong periods of time and refers to his right hand as his "starboard hand" and to his left hand as his "port hand".

and to continue the story...

"Little did Percival know that he was to become an infamous villain that would cause much tragedy to the world, all the while not leaving the confines of his small town and not learning to swim."

Great.. something ELSE i feel like learning

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ok i know i should post less videos. but this one deserves special mention

Sign of the times

Economy crisis > Crime fighting

"On a wind-calm and sun-bright day, there was this little boy in school."

The first obvious thing is that "wind-calm and sun-bright day" is an obvious direct translation of风和日丽. The use of this line thus achieves many effects in the mind of the reader. Firstly it brings to mind that the writer probably speaks Chinese and has written a Chinese essay and in choosing to use this phrase is intentionally showing that he is proud of his Chinese heritage. The use of this simplistic phrase also brings to mind the writing of essays, specifically primary sch standard essays. This suggests that the writer is displaying a child-like attitude strengthens the childish appeal of the "little boy".

Or...

It just means that pehpeh is a gay pedophile. x)

"This little boy's name was Percival, a name that he was extremely proud of as it sounded like the name worthy of a ship."

Suu-Pai-Dah-Mah-Nu

why does the costume have small slity eyes? cos hes japanese duh!

lets start one of those add a sentence as your story goes on kind of thing, EXCEPT that you have to analyze the previous guy's sentence. EG. i start with "ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL" and the next person must add a sentence PLUS analysis of what my previous sentence means about the person i am EG. i am a paedophile kkay.

so lets start

On a wind-calm and sun-bright day, there was this little boy in school.

how cool... i mean... hot.

I'm putting this here so that I won't lose the link.

We need to try this out one day. seriously.

FOUND THIS OFF PEHPEHZ.BLOGSPOT.COM

somebody tell me it's fake...

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I can't tell if this video is real or fake. It looks real enough... but the sheer improbability of it all boggles the mind. In any case, I cannot believe that this vid looks more real than dario's obviously fake pingpong ball vid and his cgi-ed grown-man-with-cybernetic-implants-in-a-suit-with-the-camera-upside-down baby breakdancing video.

you must concord

an afterword:
i'd accord milord of a title worthy of oxford, for the smorgasbord of words, for your mind is sharp as a sword and deep as a fjord, but for the record i can't afford it.

um, also, i think gary recently used a ripcord.

FIRST!

In order to overcome the ordeal of the ordure of ordnance that was ordained by the ordinance of the state, the ordinary must be steadfast to endure the ordinal passing of the days before he is finally able to become the ordinand for the ordination of the one true pink IC.

did all this with a dictionary opened in front of me. the paragraph actually makes a bit of sense. go check the dictionary yourself.

btw did u know that ordnance and ordinance mean two completely different things?

comics ftw

more

comic

genius

Comic Genius

You know you've got too much time when...

DID YOU DO IT YES I DID DO IT

7.32pm
http://fantasticcontraption.com/
before i knew it my whole weekend was gone